Honesty. Sometimes it's the best policy.

Image by edwin.bautista via FlickrFrom "On the Record in Cook County" comes this helpful tip from a DUI defendant:

Tastes not great, less filling?

(From a video exhibit during trial for aggravated DUI.)

Defendant - I had three Gumballhead beers and a shot of Jack Daniels.

Officer - Three what?

Defendant - Gumballhead beers. They're manufactured by Three Floyds Brewing Company. Have you ever had those?

Officer - No.

Defendant - Well they taste terrible. Even my girlfriend thinks so.

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